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burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

led-lite:

Mr. Barnes has the floor.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

led-lite:

Mr. Barnes has the floor.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING

neptunain:

"I’m a Mac."

"and I’m a PC."

"I’m bought by higher-income people."

"when you see us as proxies for social class, these ads become less fun."

meladoodle:

godlykesha:

meladoodle:

one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’

is this the same dad that once called you dad

no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit

chelcperetti:

makes a friend :) finds out they’re a republican :(

What was that first scene in the script, when you first read it, that you thought, “I have to do this part”? (x)

godlesssondheimite:

Dressing room scene in Patti LuPone Gypsy

the person recording it keeps exhaling sharply and i’m like yeah i feel you

magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me