"I’m a Mac."
"and I’m a PC."
"I’m bought by higher-income people."
"when you see us as proxies for social class, these ads become less fun."
one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’
is this the same dad that once called you dad
no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit
makes a friend :) finds out they’re a republican :(
Dressing room scene in Patti LuPone Gypsy
the person recording it keeps exhaling sharply and i’m like yeah i feel you